Losing Control of Your TV: "In the future, the Motion Picture Association of America will control your television set."
And so it begins, folks.

Nerve.com - Sex Advice From . . . Actors by the Nerve staff: "What's the most classless thing a guy can do in bed? Try to slip anal. You know, when you're grinding with a guy and he tries to sneak his dick in your ass. That's just a smidge invasive. And it’s happened to me before. It’s like our third date and — wait a minute, I don’t wanna sound like a whore — twelfth date, and all of a sudden something goes up there and I’m like, “Woah, no permission, no entry.” Something else that's classless is when you're giving head to a guy and . . ."

Weebls Stuff - Toons
If you haven't seen this please take a look, believe me, it is worth it.

Every instinct I have tells me she's playing games. I think she's lonely, bored and hanging on to it, whatever it is that we have, until she finds something better. I think the only interesting thing left for her is to imagine my feelings being hurt as she jerks me around. I'm like a toy that has lost it's novelty and now you want to see what's inside, and it doesn't really matter if it breaks. Apart from the fact that she thinks she's doing me a favor, I mean. I get stood up constantly, I mean every time "something has come come up", I get told about "cool" guys, and yet supposedly she "loves" me. I try to look at it objectively and my objective eye tells me I'm a lonely loser hanging on to something that isn't there.

"Although the US economy needs migrant labour , some Republicans do not want to be seen to be rewarding those who have broken the law to travel to the US, the BBC's Jon Leyne in Washington reports."

Americans who hate immigrants for "taking away" US jobs, take note of the fact emphasized in the quote above. When you are willing to work bent over in the sun for 8 hours or stand in a hotel lobby dealing with trashy whiners for $7.00, or are willing to live in the wreck of your economy that would result when you reject the foreigners who are, then you can complain about jobs lost to outsiders.

The New Republic Online: Queer Sheik: "In recent months, however, Jeddah's malls have become meeting places for another group: homosexuals. Gay Saudi men now cruise certain malls and supermarkets, openly making passes at each other, and one street in Jeddah is said to have the most traffic accidents in the city because it is the most popular place for Saudi drivers to pick up gay Filipinos, who strut their stuff on the sidewalk in tight jeans and cut-off t-shirts."
Gay Arabs. Heh. This is how hypocrisy works, folks. First you condemn the west for their evils while at the same time you adopt them. You protest while wearing you Levi's,then drive home in your Ford F-150 to catch CSI on your satellite dish. How long before they start importing hams, or are they already?

Dead Rev Walking - Al Sharpton's disastrous presidential campaign hits bottom in New York. By Fred Kaplan
"Thanks to his sorry showing, his standing as sole spokesman for an entire community, his ability to mobilize an enormous base with the snap of a finger, and his power to inspire fear among any who dared cross him have been substantially diminished."
So Al Sharpton was the sole spokesman for all of Black America? Colin Powell, Bill Cosby, Chris Rock, all are spoken for by some unintelligible, semi-literate windbag? Any of the aforementioned would carry a freight of credibility of far greater significance than Sharpton. Hell, Gary Coleman has more gravitas.

'Whats wrong?'
'I've felt a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.'"

This is what happens when Blogger goes down. Though I am sure that this has been said before. Too obvious.

Unmarried women of 40 or thereabouts sometimes go crazy with home decoration and housing add-ons. There is nothing that says "I will never marry" like a childless 38 y-o spinster picking out bathroom fixtures. Not that there is anything wrong with not marrying, just that when you desperately want to and have not, and think you can hide that from people, it is so pathetic it is almost funny.

Get your blog seen.
Truth Pain - Blog Intro

I want to be a friendly person. Really. Not necessarily so that I can "have more friends", but because that is the kind of person I want to be, that is the kind of person I look up to, respect. There are people who can make friends with just about anybody. There people who can do it effortlessly, easy to talk to, funny. I am not them. I get the feeling that having a conversation with me is as easy as natural childbirth. That said, when you start work somewhere doesn't it behoove the other people, the people who have been there for a while, to befriend you? As opposed to the other way around?

Just what I thought all along, you're all a bunch of pussies!

Take a look at what Lionel Ritchie's wife wants as alimony. Honestly, the very best term I've heard used to describe her is "out of control, useless gold-digger".